Saturday, April 16, 2005
On Honeymoon to Mummy's house (she's out for the week)
The hightlight of this weekend (after The Grand National and doing your front garden), was the Royal Wedding. Funnily enough a royal wedding might of deserved a royal honeymoon but not in the Royal Family. Charles has taken Camilla to Balmoral, that's his mum's holiday home. With even the poorest honeymooner making it to Thailand, the likes Prince Charles should have taken her to the moon, not his Mum's house four hours up the M1. When I get married to Billie Piper (OK I'll stop there).
