Thursday, April 21, 2005
More ridiculous sports to be added to Olympic list
Celebrate, London has won the right to host the Olympics, the greatest sporting event in the world. In the meantime the IOC are once again considering adding more sports to ever increasing number of olympic sports. This time they are even considering adding roller sports. If they carry on at this rate by 2020 "Put the Tail on the Donkey" is going to be an Olympic sport.
So much for Olympics being the "greatest" sporting event in the world, it actually consists of the world's most pointless sports that have to be grouped together in one event otherwise no one would care less about them.
I think that they should try spice it up by combining some of the best bits of other sports into one. Just imagine Synchronized Swimming Football; its just like normal football except some small swimming pools are randomly placed round the pitch. The footballer can dribble the ball upto the pool, do a little synchronized swim before dribbling it on to goal. The winning team is the one with the greatest number of goals times the skill in the swimming score.
Even better they could spruce up Hockey by combining it with Archery. It's just like normal hockey but the players have dodge an onslaught of arrows from the other team elected archers.
Future olympic champions annoying people trying to relax in the park
So much for Olympics being the "greatest" sporting event in the world, it actually consists of the world's most pointless sports that have to be grouped together in one event otherwise no one would care less about them.
I think that they should try spice it up by combining some of the best bits of other sports into one. Just imagine Synchronized Swimming Football; its just like normal football except some small swimming pools are randomly placed round the pitch. The footballer can dribble the ball upto the pool, do a little synchronized swim before dribbling it on to goal. The winning team is the one with the greatest number of goals times the skill in the swimming score.
Even better they could spruce up Hockey by combining it with Archery. It's just like normal hockey but the players have dodge an onslaught of arrows from the other team elected archers.
Future olympic champions annoying people trying to relax in the park
